Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
im on a boat
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