Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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