I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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