We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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