Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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