Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(802): View more from Vermont

He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.

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(904): View more from Florida

after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste

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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?

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(917): View more from New York City

Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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