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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i can juggle bunnies

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  cool

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  on fire

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  "The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.

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• (650): View more from California

  Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"

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• (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.

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  Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?

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