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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.

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• (585): View more from New York

  DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck

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