Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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