All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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