I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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