we're blogging at a bar
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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