I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You've changed since you got that strap on
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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