Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.