Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?