I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you