No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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