The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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