I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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