I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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