he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
