She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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