im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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