i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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