I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Dear god my vagina.
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