His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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