You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He had one of those small greek statue penises
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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