We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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