Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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