you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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