Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Randomize
