when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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