Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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