So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.