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  my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (941): View more from Florida

  CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.

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  Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is cat milk safe for human consumption?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.

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