Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk http://tfl.nu/cgrv
  Replies (5) Good night (2459) Bad night (646)
• Favorite

  (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad http://tfl.nu/3y6v
  Replies (103) Good night (4107) Bad night (67119)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  ice luge is my downfall...

  (1-732): View more from New Jersey

  ...u mean upfall.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): ice luge is my downfall... (1-732): ...u mean upfall. http://tfl.nu/2rlo
  Replies (11) Good night (2140) Bad night (485)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk. http://tfl.nu/ad2i
  Replies (21) Good night (4891) Bad night (1185)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks http://tfl.nu/x484
  Replies (13) Good night (5892) Bad night (837)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name. http://tfl.nu/imhe
  Replies (63) Good night (6746) Bad night (2144)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it http://tfl.nu/9sa0
  Replies (15) Good night (2825) Bad night (1788)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car http://tfl.nu/ci3e
  Replies (6) Good night (877) Bad night (2109)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place. http://tfl.nu/k1hb
  Replies (30) Good night (1347) Bad night (1974)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus http://tfl.nu/97ca
  Replies (2) Good night (1639) Bad night (646)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower... http://tfl.nu/43yc
  Replies (16) Good night (531) Bad night (2132)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): 'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman http://tfl.nu/trz5
  Replies (2) Good night (772) Bad night (290)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos http://tfl.nu/izqt
  Replies (6) Good night (774) Bad night (351)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it? http://tfl.nu/hmuk
  Replies (9) Good night (382) Bad night (642)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay http://tfl.nu/gpt5
  Replies (2) Good night (473) Bad night (193)

Randomize