If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.