I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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