This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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