What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
