he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she pinky promised me she was 18
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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