Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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