Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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