If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think I died a long time ago.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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