Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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