My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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