I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I supernannyed him into submission
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
