If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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