playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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