I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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