Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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