Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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