He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
