My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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