I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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