So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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