eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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