I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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