Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
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I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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