Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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