If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
