She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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