Duck Duck Cougar?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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