i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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