ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The air taste purple.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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