all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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